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Hi. I’m Spider Jerusalem. I smoke. I take drugs. I drink. I wash every six weeks. I masturbate constantly and fling my steaming poison semen down from my window into your hair and food. I’m a rich and respected columnist for a major metropolitan newspaper. I live with two beautiful women in the city’s most expensive and select community. Being a bastard works.
Spider Jerusalem from “Transmetropolitan” by Warren Elllis
Posted on July 24, 2009 via Þetta Reddast!! with 3 notes
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